Let's get the headline out of the way: you lost $1,847 this season on 247 bets. Your overall ROI is -14.9%, which is significantly worse than the average recreational bettor (-5 to -8%). But here's the thing — you're not just unlucky. Your betting patterns reveal three structural problems that explain almost all of your losses. First, the parlays. You placed 94 parlays this season — that's 38% of all your bets — with an ROI of -42.3%. You won 11 of them. The house loved you for this. Parlay vig compounds exponentially: a 3-leg parlay at standard juice costs you roughly 15% in edge before the games even start. You effectively donated $680 to sportsbooks through parlay vig alone. Second, your timing is consistently bad. Your average CLV is -18 basis points, meaning by the time the market closed, you were on the wrong side of the line movement 62% of the time. You're betting late, after sharp money has already moved the number. The one bright spot: your NFL spread bets actually show promise. Your CLV on straight spreads is +8 bps, suggesting you have some genuine feel for NFL lines. If you stripped away the parlays and focused on single-game NFL spreads with better line shopping, you'd be in a very different position.